One last bang for Pandemic
Who said video games were for kids? Well, fuck that dude. No one at Pandemic games was listening anyway. Saboteur is the new standard in games made by adults for adults. Don’t believe me? Enter the code that comes with your copy, do that and stand in shocked silence at all the topless French chicks.
Let’s not stop there though, the main character is an alcoholic Irishman who smokes every time you let him stand still for a minute. He swears, he curses, he kills Nazis, he blows shit up. This guy is why games get rated. In short, do not buy this for the kiddies.
Why should you play this game? It’s offensive and profane and (insert complaint here). No, really, why should you? It’s a ton of fun. This game is Assassin’s Creed, Mercenaries, and a bad World War II flick rolled into one. Who the hell could have a problem with that, besides Jack Thompson? You’ll have fun blowing up Nazis and inspiring France. I’ll leave out anti French comments I could make in this regard. Just have fun. This is the game for that.
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